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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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Elsham Hall is a 17th-century English country house situated in its own parkland in Elsham, North Lincolnshire. The park and gardens are open to the public.
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Idris was King of Libya from 24 December 1951 until his ouster in the 1 September 1969 coup d'état. He ruled over the United Kingdom of Libya from 1951 to 1963, after which the country became known as simply the Kingdom of Libya. Idris had served as Emir of Cyrenaica and Tripolitania from the 1920s until 1951. He was the chief of the Muslim Senussi Order.
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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