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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
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{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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